What is bright green, chunky and cartoonish? No, it’s not Shrek–it’s Bottega Veneta’s Fall 2020 boots! The label clearly has an affinity for neon green, sometimes it works and this time it does NOT.
While we’re firm believers in preserving your designer items, this is a bit too far. Back in 2017, these leading designers put some plastic around a pair of classic heels and called it fashion.
Hood By Air - Spring 2017
Don’t want your haters to know your next step? Well, we found the perfect shoe for you.
Balenciaga - Spring 2017
Christmas stockings but make it designer. Even worse, these are Balenciaga shoe-pants or shants, if you will.
Loewe - Spring 2018
Still in the Christmas mood? How about these elfin kicks. Because why wear shoes to make you appear taller when you can look like a mini mystical creature.
Chanel - Spring 2017
Another one bytes the dust! These crazy Chanel shoes look like they came straight out of an I, Robot movie.
Fendi - Spring 2016
We love a sock-fitting boot but these are just too close to the real deal. These Fendi sock booties are inspired by tube socks but to add to the madness, they’ve added black laces–for no reason at all.
Nicholas Kirkwood - Spring 2019
If there’s one thing everyone hates, it’s tangled wires–so what did these designers do? Create a shoe completely entangled by wires.
Dsquared2 - Spring 2019
Not sure if you should wear a wedge heel, a sandal or a sneaker? You don’t have to decide with this crazy shoe!
Paco Rabanne - Fall 2019
It’s clear that sometimes designers just run out of ideas, so they draw inspiration from their surroundings. It’s clear that Paco Rabanne drew inspiration from shredded paper in their office. At least it’s original?